NAME: Terrifically Treemendous Tash Tamer

Main scent: PINE

Main ingredients: Beeswax, Lanolin, Shea & Cocoa Butter plus Essential Oils

Fragrances: Pine Sylvestris, (predominant)
Sweet Birch, Siberian Fir Needle, Himalayan Cedarwood, (secondary, balanced mediators)
    maybe Patchouli,
    maybe Lemongrass, (potential tints/afternotes)
& perhaps a tadge Cinnamon.

DESCRIPTION

T wizzle those whiskers
E mbalm & protect
R ectify those strays
R epeat ’til perfect
I ronic perhaps
F or blokes & that
I nterest in oneself
C are is usually cast to the shelf
A sk yourself to
L ook after ye’self
L ook after ye look
Y ou’re luck will thank yer!

T ake a few mins
R eap the rewards
E nergy spent gettin’ dapper
E quals natural flowing banter
M ultitudes of men
E nvisage ya’selves
N ot a care in the world
D ownright chilled
O f course, twud be the
U nderstatement of the century, to say you’re
S wanky as swank can be!

T ime it well
A pply to your
S tache, reservedly
H ow much is enough?

T ime will tell
A nd bit practice too
M ebeez trial & error
E xceeds guessing foo’
R ightly done twill be class as hell!

T wizzle those whiskers
E mbalm & protect
R ectify those strays
R epeat ’til perfect
I ronic perhaps
F or blokes & that
I nterest in oneself
C are is usually cast to the shelf
A sk yourself to
L ook after ye’self
L ook after ye look
Y ou’re luck will thank yer!
T ime it well
A pply to your
S tache, reservedly
H ow much is enough?
T ake a few mins
R eap the rewards
E nergy spent gettin’ dapper
E quals natural flowing banter
M ultitudes of men
E nvisage ya’selves
N ot a care in the world
D ownright chilled
O f course, twud be the
U nderstatement of the century, to say you’re
S wanky as swank can be!
T ime will tell
A nd bit practice too
M ebeez trial & error
E xceeds guessing foo’
R ightly done twill be class as hell!
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